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A pick me girl is a girl who needs male approval in order to be "picked". It's hard to explain, so look in the examples for a better representation.
A pick me boy is a boy who typically uses these emojis :🥺😞, and makes reverse psychology remarks to make people feel bad for him in a a way.
Pick Me Girl/Boy
Girl 1: omg I have a big tummy.
Pick me girl: "sees a group of guys walking by"
Also pick me girl: Guys look! She's insecure about her body! Couldn't be me tho! I have an amazing body!
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Pick me girl: Hey guys sorry I couldn't play football with you today. *points to ankle brace* I twisted my ankle last night.
Also pick me girl: *walks into class perfectly fine with no brace the next day*
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Pick me girl: OMG Jason stopppp hehehehe! Jasonnn omgggg! Stoppp! *punches Jason's arm*
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Pick me boy texting a girl:
Hey -insert name- you looked amazing today at the assembly. I could never though, I'm so ugly!
Girl: oh uhh but you aren't ugly i guess.
Boy: :0 so you think I'm handsome?
Girl: What?? I never said that
Boy: oh.. so I'm ugly 😞🥺
Girl: what no 😐
Boy: so i'm hot?
Girl: -blocks-
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Pick me boy: Nice guys always finishes last
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Pick me boy listening to all girls are the same
sees a girl walking by
Pick me yells: ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME.
Girl; -changes her direction-
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1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.
2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.
Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.
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Pick Me Gay is better understood as the queer version of a simp — young men subservient to women in hope of winning them over.
A Pick Me Gay is also a form of Reply Guy — a man (and sometimes a woman) who inundates your mentions and DMs with overt familiarity, flirting, debating, educating and always demanding attention.
I always see Pick Me Gays show up in the comment section trying to defend the Instagay just because they have abs
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wanking it, jerking it, beating it.
my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef
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A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.
Get your cotton picking hands off of that TV, boy!
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Here are a few meanings of "Girl Pickup lines":
"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous
You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out
Guy: What's with all the winky faces?
Girl: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.
The meaning of Girl pick up lines is when a girl ties to get a boy.
A white person who insults other white people to get validation from poc
White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person