squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.

*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.