Suck Job

The same thing as a blow job, but the person gowing down doesn't come up, they just move their tongue around in pleasurable motions to produce an orgasm.

Damn that suck job was ten times better than a bj. DAMN!

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suck a dick

what you should do right now

go suck a dick jerry

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suck at life

1. to have horrible skills for the US board game called "Life"; to never win in the US board game called "Life"
3. to choke every time one tries to eat or to be allergic to the US based breakfast cereal "Life"

1. I suck at life, even my 7 year old sister beats me.
2. Person 1: What do you want for breakfast?
Person 2: What have you got?
Person 1: Eggs or Life cereal.
Person 2: Eggs, definately. I suck at Life.

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anime sucks

You can't handle the truth. You know that for every anime thot- somewhere, somehow, is being sucked and/or giving the big succ.

Some virgin with no life: Yo nigga did you watch the new episode of ビッグダチは、ステーキを食べて、私の陰茎を吸う24時間のノンストップは、いくつかのエビを食べた後に宇宙の大きな妖精である間に崖から飛び降りて死に自慰する?
Real nigga with a 7in penis regularly fucking a thicc wahmen: Bitch ass nigga, anime sucks dick! Go fuck a real bitch, not one drawn by some fucking Jap or Gook you lazy and pathetic faggot.

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texas sucks

It's what everyone says about texas

everyone says texas sucks

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suck balls

When something or someone is being so incredibly gay/retarded, the only thing you can compare it to that makes any logical sense is someone plopping a sick-ass nutsack into there mouth.

"KORN RULES MAN"-kid
"That kid must suck balls a lot"-anyone but that kid

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Suck it

To give a generous donation to your local church.

Grandpa passed me the offering plate and told me to suck it big time.

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