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melissa tank

One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.

spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank

by Benamin February 15, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


septic tank

The art of while being intoxicated placing a funnel into a woman's anal cavity and vomiting into said funnel.

wow, i am so drunk but that girl has a nice ass i would like to septic tankher.

by J.M. gigitty August 8, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top tank

Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.

Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.

Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.

by Matt Regsmith May 1, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


British Tank

Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.

Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!

by 5th Column April 28, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sky tanking

Trying to pull off "Space Docking", however instead of defecating into the woman's vagina, you fart into the woman's vagina. Often results in a disgusting whistling noise.

I walked in on him standing over her,trying to drop a brown nugget into her vagigi. The horrific noise from the sky tanking effort scared the hell out of me.

by RalphdaMesiah January 16, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chieftan tank

Noun. Rhyming slang for 'wank'word, masturbate.

He's gone for a cieftan.

by eddie October 15, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


flesh tank

noun, person able to inflict a lot of damage, cause havoc and chaos while sustaining minimal damage to themselves, and others that they are protecting

arnold shwarzenegger is a world famous flesh tank

by bigmattph November 6, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž