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You know that bitch Herman keeps bragging about hooking up with? I finally saw her today and jesus she's a truck driver.
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Verb: The act of covering your girl’s chest in a white, powdery substance (flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, etc) and rolling Hot Wheels cars across her breasts to form miniature tire tracks.
Can be used as an infinitive “to ice road truck” or in the past tense “ice road trucked”.
Last night was so hot. I was ice road trucking her until she went down on me.
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Man to Man love as way of passing time or to break up a long journey. To qualify for Truck Stop Rules the encounter must take place at a truck stop.
Hey, you were nuts deep in that guy last night.
Dude, it wasn’t gay sex! Truck Stop Rules, remember.
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The huge space between a human's two front teeth that clearly indicates braces were necessary but not entertained. Now because of the zero igknowledgement to the issue to appears like you can drive a mack truck through the space. Although not reservered for poor white trash - it usually rears it's ugly head in that neck of the woods.
Jesus I can't even speak to that dude without totally being sucked in by his mack truck.
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A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."
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When a man and a woman are having anal sex, the woman backs up to the mans penis
Man 1: we were in bed, and she comes right back at me with her dump truck!
Man 2: sweet!
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The act of picking/raising someone up via a hand placed on their groin region.
It seemed like his voice got higher pitched after he was pizza trucked.
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