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A complete total moron and transvestite whose every thought is unoriginal. In fact, he is so unoriginal that he requires other dominant people (typically, a Revox) to supply his answers to him. When all else fails, he falls back on the typical "your mama" type of comeback.
He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.
In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.
A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
Message Board Douchebag: "Oh yeah? Well, your mama!"
Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
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A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫
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a person who always asks for your advice, but continues to do the exact opposite
My BFF has turned into such an ask-hole when it comes to her boyfriend.
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Assenio Hole is a former late night talk show host in a parallel universe. He is also a friend to Sweaty Murfee and Hall of Fame basketball player Majik Dick.
Did you watch Assenio Hole last night? He had on Sweaty Murfee and NBA MVP Majik Dick. It was hilarious.
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An "F hole" is the curlicued hole cut into the front of a stringed instrument.
There was also a Seattle-area rock band in the 1980s called "The F Holes" which gave a lot of people the wrong idea.
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What you call your co-worker who gets all the gravey jobs cause he hangs off the boss's ball satchel
Man look , that cunt hole is still lubing the boss's wife and we are almost done the days work.
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American Slang for the anus. Originated from the use of corn husks as primitive toilet paper in Colonial days. Mainly used in the South and Midwest.
Man One: Agghhh! My corn hole itches like hell!
Man Two: Dude, wipe your ass better next time!
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