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Eat a bowl of rigatoni pAsTa on this Day. That's an order. periodT.🍝
1)"What's today? "
2)"Oh its May 24th."
1)"Have you eaten dat rigatoni pasta yet?"
2)"Of COURSE!"
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A horny pasty white ass motherfucker (he fucks his mom) who performs chicago steamers dirty sanchezes vagina cheezers pasty doughboys and tony danzas to men
his penis is chode size
and he is coverd in his own filthy seimen and phecies
watch the fuck out for this pasty ass mother fucker
his bitches incude samuel raimundo and a big ass motherfucker named qrant querry
homo, faggot, blow job, anal pleasures, pussy juice cocking, and pasty princesses covered in cheese and diet coke, danny may
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the day a meme lord was born, often referred to as "pepe's birthday". also, many mixtapes were dropped this day. most people get excited to hear the new ones coming out this day each year.
may 29 is the best day of the year, so many fire memes and mixtapes get dropped!!1!!
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If you are born on this day then you are incredibly intelligent and beautiful. You seem sweet and perfect but your actually a vicious and weird person. You have an unforgettable personality!
Ye I know I’m weird! I was born on the 25th of May after all :)
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The day where a queen or king is born so y’all better bow down to them ‘cause you are lucky for having a amazing, caring, strong friend who will not let you down! I wish my bday wuz on May 15!
It’s her bday today! May 15! We HAVE to celebrate!
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