get'in the oil changed

When a lady friend comes over and for a small fee ,will give you a hand job.

Pauline came over last night and helped me change my oil. I usually change it my self,but its more fun with help.
I fell better and she has 20 bucks more!I will be get'in the oil changed every Friday night from now on.

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Ching chang chong

A very racist pejorative used against Asian (mainly Chinese) people, about as offensive as "chink" or even exceeding it. Has been used by uneducated folks for decades. Presumably its usage is declining cause, well, it's 2022. Get with the times.

Some random rowdy boys: Hey! ching chang chong!
Me: grow up.

Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬

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dirty change purse

The act of inserting one's testicles into a woman's anus, pulling them out, then inserting them into her mouth. The testicles resemble a dirty change purse or coin purse.

The other night I asked my girl if we could do the dirty change purse, and she said yes!

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sex change portals

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.

OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?

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pa-changa-chang

External female reproductive unit. see also: vagina, pussy, cunt, beaver.

Did you see that one Rock of Love episode where the one girl poured her shot into the other girl's pa-changa-chang and then slurped it out?

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ching chang chong

"Ching chang chong" is most commonly a way to impersonate the Chinese but may also be used as a slang word for a man's dick.

"Gimme some dat ching chang chong"

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Jackson Lane Change

While having sex, going from vagina to anus and back again, with no set pattern or frequency.

That girl from Ole Miss got a UTI last week because her ex-boyfriend pulled a Jackson Lane Change on her after the debutante ball.

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