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Mr Anthony

Chuck Norris' Stronger Brother

Some random facts about Mr Anthony:

"Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of Mr Anthony’s first sexual experience.

While Mr Anthony was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Mr Anthony heads outside and brands his cattle.

Mr Anthony doesn't break up with his girlfriends... He gives them a detention to the face and they leave.

Mr Anthony had sex with a cigarette machine.

Mr Anthony once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Mr Anthony, because Mr Anthony killed that man.

If you were to know Mr Anthony’s true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

A freak accident involving Mr Anthony and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym (R) into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series "MacGyver". Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic.

Contrary to popular belief, Mr Anthony is unable to send his detention slips across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, slapped a detention on his own face.

Mr Anthony broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics.

Mr Anthony once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Mr Anthony.

Don't say anything bad about Mr Anthony if you're near a lake, river, pond or marsh; otherwise he will come up out of the water with his AK-47 already firing.

When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Mr Anthony sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Mr Anthony gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.

by Fynx_91 September 2, 2008

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Anthony

A really gay black kid who has autistic tendencies. One time he rolled over a fence just because he got tripped up. He often harrasses other people in the changing rooms

"When two men love eachother, they're called an Anthony"

by RonaldMcdonald010101 October 21, 2018

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Anthonys girlfreind

Anthonys girlfreind is kiara

Anthonys girlfreind is kiara bro

by llamakinng November 8, 2018

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Anthony 101

A stuck up moron that everyone hates. He thinks he is soooo hot but he really just a thot. He is the most dirty mined person alive but pretends that you are and says β€œYou think wrong!” Stay away from people named Anthony.

Ugh I hate Anthony 101!!!

by Haters_gonna_hate_on_me February 1, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Anthony Bonadonna

A myspace celebrity singer that has over 12,000 fans and is currently making an album. Produced by award winning producer Jake Niemi, Anthony has written songs like Fade Away, Feeling Right, Wait for you, and Fly.

I could not stop listening to Anthony Bonadonna on Myspace.

by anthonybonadonnafan September 30, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


anthony cimino

One big sexy beast

Wow he's such an ANTHONY CIMINO

by Mfed6 December 5, 2016

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


anthony kiedis

One of the greatest singers (if not the greatest) ever born. My idol, 'cos he is a great singer, he lost his virginity at the age of 12 (beat me by 2 years) and is a brilliant person. Women want him and men want to be like him/ want him.

Californication, Under The Bridge, Can't Stop. Need I say more?

by csgasser May 30, 2005

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