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High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time

Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus

by Jex October 1, 2022


anus cliffhangers

A turd that won't release from your ass that you must wiggle around the toilet just to get it loose.

These anus cliffhangers won't fuckin' release from my ass. I keep shaking and shaking, but it just won't drop.

by Roid Rage manager March 28, 2014


glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017


flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 28, 2022


BIG OL ANUS

A funny Hihi haha word for Butt

Kid on xbox 360 playing cs go with mic: THIS FEMALE AVATAR HAS A BIG OL ANUS!

by Theunknownrandomguy July 15, 2019


BIG OL ANUS

FUCK THE ANUS

Person: BIG OL ANUS

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019


Almaximus Anus

An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.

-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!

by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022