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A special burger topped with mesclun lettuce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mesclun Around Burger, it comes with mesclun lettuce!"
Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.
I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.
(N)When the winning member of a political battle will make some attempt to help his opponent, it is called a political reach around.
When the democrats took congress, they did a political reach around not to immediately withdraw troops from Iraq.
When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.
Bro she is a real keeper she gave me a Koala reach around on the first date
The act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following ejaculation, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males semen as a makeshift condiment.
"Bro this tastes like a Texas reach around"
"yea I just made it with Nunis"
Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.
This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."
"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."
A Angry monkey is when a transgender that is a old women fucks you in the butt and puts lotion in there to make it Seemed like they cumed