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The awesome Opossum fucked your mother rough and dry.
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Def. 1 - A thing which is extravagantly cool
Def. 2 - Nikolas homestyle Awesome Sauce (goes great with potatoes)
EX. 1 - Wow that shit is awesomesauce, i would tap that
Ex. 2 - Damn this Awesome sauce is Awesome Sauce with POTATOES
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Derived from awesome, a word meaning that something is awe-inspiring. The term defines the kind of awe as the same you'd feel when confronted with a large, freaking bear!
"This dip is bear-awesome!"
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a group of infectiously awesome people.
"me, you, Enya, and Anthony should meet up. we'd be a fireball of awesome."
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The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.
TRUE ANSWER --
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."
rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."
THE AWESOME ANSWER -
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"
rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"
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Honestly, a god, an icon, the upmost important person on the fucking planet. Haven’t heard of her? Death. Insulted her? Death. Touch her chair? Death, then revival, and death again.
She is the speed of light, the sun in the sky, the roots beneath our feet. Without her, we are nothing but useless bodies of flesh.
If you are an old ranger, banished. No pink inhalers, no gendered cars and NO hospitals closed on Boxing Day.
April 13th is a day of celebration, you must all bow and present a gift, failure to do so will result in execution.
Her minions, Momina and Miles serve her every need, payment is being in her presence.
She is crazy, absolutely barking mad, and has had the tendency to scream the words chocolate in the past.
If lost, please return to Miles or Momina.
Is that Awesome Aisha? Shit! Get on your knees and bow peasant!
“I am Awesome Aisha, bow to you queen. Did you say no? MILES? MOMINA? SEESE THEM!”
“Yes my lord!”
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