A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.
Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.
I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.
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When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
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A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"
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An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.
Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.
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The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.
I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.
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It's like being in a pickle money-wise
Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(
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yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean
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