The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip
I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way
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When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.
"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*
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A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.
Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.
I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.
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The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
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The only bacon that Islams can eat is bacon wings
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The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.
Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...
Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'
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A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"
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