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A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed
"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said
Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
The bagel bandits are back from the service.
cult needs: 3 people.
we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..
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The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.