The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.
Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.
A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
Gay guy 1: Oh man I can’t wait to ravage your rainbow bagel!!!!
Gay guy 2: Oh hurry home babe!!!
One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.
Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
Erin Bagel is a rapper who likes to eat bagels.
Erin Bagel sang a song called "The boy's a liar".
When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night
Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite