The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.
I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.
When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell
I walked in on Scott while he was on the toilet and caught him hot air ballooning!
When a fat person farts in your general vicinity
"Dude, Michelle kept hot air ballooning the cooking class today"
"Michael hot air ballooned me today dude, it was gross"
When you’re eating ass, and the receiver farts hot air in your mouth and puffs your cheeks like a balloon
“Man I was eating her ass real good the other day and she hot air ballooned me, it was weird but I think I liked it, I might be into hot air ballooning”
Him 2: “
A booty is so fake you can pop it.
Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.
When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.
Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?
Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!
When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.