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The battle
of a synagogue
over juice
Battle Shul Juice is Yummy
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A overrated shitty free games every single fucking year 7 goes on about. They also say “I stole my mums credit card” to look all big. The new pick up line when the year 7’s go on a date is “are you my parents credit card, because I’m gonna steal you from them” LIKE NO CALM DOWN JOHNNY
Nitty boy 1-hey Alex wanna play fortnite battle royal after school today we can do duos”
Nitty boy 2-sure I’m going to steal my mums credit card and by V-bux
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A video game when you experience gay anal sex and get fucked by sweats
Fortnite: Battle Royale:
Guy 1: "I've been clapped by sweats. They should have brought condoms."
Guy 2: "wtf are you talking about this is a kid's game. "
"Did you look at the urban dictionary to find what this game is about??"
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A game that will ether make you break your controller or keyboard because for some reason your friends get 92737473783 wins a day and you can’t get a single one and you have had the game ever since it came out
I suck at fortnite battle royal
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This 1990 movie starring god in his first performance and Logan Paul’s first and last successful appearance on screen raised over 197400.00 bitcoin and even captivitated the interests of attack helicopters and snowflakes alike everywhere. Even the edgy teenagers of whom just discovered the internet on 9gag decided to stop arguing about whom’s cat was thiccer and celebrated this movie in peace. The steamy climax stopped world war 6 and even beat fortnite and pubg together.
Damn Kirby battle Royale beat fortnite and pubg
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A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.
n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
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