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When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions
“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”
The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.
Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.
NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears
Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”
Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”
Person 1: “I think so..”
Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.
"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!