general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
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The lips of a female's vagina.
After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.
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A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling
Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha
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A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.
Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.
Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.
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Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.
For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.
To catch large amounts of air while either snowboarding, surfing, skating, etc.
To pull a sick new-school trick (e.g. double back-flip, cab 720, anything gnarly...)
"There's a nasty pic of me hucking beef at Mt Bachelor..."
"He hucked straight beef off of that kicker..."
The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.
Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.