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Babe In Total Control of Herself
If someone calls me a BITCH, I always thank them, because your damn right I am a bitch. Always have been and always will be.
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What people say to their bitchy mom everytime she calls them on their cell phone.
Jack: (Staring at lesbian porn on You-Tube) "Take.. clothes.. off.. PLEASE!"
(Phone suddenly rings)
Jack: "Oh fuck, its Mother again... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT STOP CALLING ME YOU BITCH!"
Hangs up
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the best compliment ever told to a girl!
Did u call me a bitch........?
well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees,trees is a part of nature and nature is beautiful.so yeah thx for the compliment
bitch
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Bitch means Beautiful!
- Bitch is female dog
- Dogs Bark
- Barks on trees
- Trees is apart of Nature
- Nature is beautiful
- Therefore whoever calls your a bitch, called you BEAUTIFUL!
When people say your bitch that means you are beautiful! there jealous of you! DUH!
dude that girls a Bitch !
dude i know she's so beautiful !
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Adj: a word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who spills, INADVERTENTLY OR OTHERWISE, their drink upon the DJ laptop at a party that has swagged-out music.
1. Hey man, that young lady just spilled her drink all over the DJ laptop!
2. Umm, bro, that's not a young lady...that's a bitch. You NEVER dance and shit up by the DJ booth.
1. I guess.
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