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What you want when you're on Molly.
There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly
1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us
Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?
Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....
The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
A blanket bsf is a MF that you could cuddle with because their blankets smell like piss juice. A blanket bsf could also be someone who u talk so much shit about but the “blanket” is covering all of the sneaky secrets...
A blanket bsf could be someone who you want to finger you under a blanket 😩🤚🏽.
Bsf 1: ou bsf your blanket smells like piss . Lets cuddle
Bsf2: yeah.. now I am your blanket bsf,
Bsf: finger me under the blankets. 🖖
Bsf2: okay.. I’ll become ur blanket bsf.
Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.
Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.
A fucking blanket with a dog having sex
Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool