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When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail
Mossy blanket
Foldable, flexible, yohanable to fit the mold or the desired configuration in a way that provide comfort, warmth and satisfaction.
Talking to you on social media, I had no idea how blanketable you actually are in person!
When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.
Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.
As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.
A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"