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Blanket

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020


Hay Blanket

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly

Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.

by KevinTheBunSeller March 31, 2016


biting blankets

When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm

I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...

by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh March 13, 2018


person blanket

The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.

You're my person blanket.

by synthetic January 19, 2018


Gay blanket

When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.

Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”

by Hay u March 20, 2021


Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by September 10, 2020


Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021