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A “blind bitch” is somebody who is blind but also a bitch, or just won’t understand anything really..
Yeah you probably think you understand what this phrase means but it’s to the extreme. They are a BITCH...and have a nice ass...
Blind bitch ass is nothing like a blind bitch.
Person1: Hey!
Person2: shut the fuck up..
Person1: wow..
Person2 walks away..and well they are blind so..you picture it.
Person1 looks at persons 2 ass.
Person1: BLIND BITCH ASS...
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The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
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Meeting someone in person for the first after only communicating through email, text or social media applications.
The only way to be sure you're not getting Catfished is to do the Semi-Blind Date.
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To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.
Aww i can't believe dave did a blind sit-up!
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A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.
A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe
A: yeah, She is a total bitch
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It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.
This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"
Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."
2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"
Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."
3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"
Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
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1. For one to be confused or excited.
Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!
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