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The act of fellatio, underwater.
E.g. In a bath, pool, the sea...
Molly held her breath as she submerged her head underwater to give Rob the best sub-aquatic blowjob of his life
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A blowjob in which the giver reaches down between the receivers legs and eases the seat back.
Receiver: "Hey baby, I want a Panama Style Blowjob."
Giver: reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back.
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A sarcastic reaction or comment made when two or more males unnoticed leave a group of friends for a period of time.
"Where did Perry and Micheal go?"
"They left? Oh, they must have gone to have blowjob in the bushes over there or something."
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A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and Blowjob Day.
Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!
Tom: Nice!
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The worst blowjob ever u'll cum across on
man, that george bush blowjob tasted like pussy and cum on toast
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The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.
Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
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A blow job with sand paper in her mouth and camel spit for lubricant
Chillin with my girl in the desert at night while she had her face down in my lap giving me the full bedouin blowjob while I stared up at the stars.
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