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Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
Bad decisions. Good story. There is pain that hurts you and pain that changes you.
If it doesn't set your soul on fire, it's not worth the burn. Hence; hell was boring.
A word by a YouTuber plainrock124 were we smashes things
Im going to be bored smashing this laptop
Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.
Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away
When you have sex with someone because there is nothing else to do.
Jack and Jill bored banged during their self-quarantine and now they have a corona baby on the way.
A day to do absolutely nothing, just be bored, take a day off and watch grass grow or watch pait dry, or you can appreciate someone with bored in there username.
"Hey mom do you got the paint ready? It's bored day tomorrow."
January 12th, is a day where you do absolutely nothing, a day where you are bored, you can't do anything but watch paint dry or grass grow, or you can just appreciate people that have Bored in their username.
"Hey mom where's the paint? Bored day Is tomorrow."