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A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
Northern saying. See shine a light. Shine a brick is what is said when you don't know what the hell you're on about, somehow replacing the word light with brick.
Person 1: "Shine a brick its cold"
Person 2: "isn't it meant to be shine a light?"
Person 1: "no its shine a brick, ask any old person"
When your dick is hard as shit.
I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.
to have a closed-door meeting with someone;
origin: a door held open with a brick that is kicked away for privacy
I knew I was in trouble when I went into the boss's office for a kick the brick meeting.
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(n), Singular- A person who does not move at all when kissing or making out; can be flimsy or motionless
"Dang, when I made out with Natie Kickerson, she was such a brick wall. She didn't move an inch!" said Gabe.
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When a person needs disposing of in london the cockneys tie a brick around their body and put them in the thames. The person this has been done to is 'brick-strap'.
"U disposed of the brick-strap???"
"Oi you mug ill turn you in to fuking brick-strap"
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Another meme lost in the world of 2018.
Guy1: "I'm hitting a wall of self doubt here, she's just so perfect I feel like a brick"
Guy2: "u are a brick"
*Sends picture of a supreme brick*
Guy2: "a supreme brick"
Guy2: "now get that brick laid my dude"
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