first-train late

when you miss the last train and instead party all night and catch the first train in the morning and go straight to work.

Kat - 'We were out late last night.'

Andy - 'Yeah, we were first-train late.'

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first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

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anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

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Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

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love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

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first stroke

It's that amazing feeling you get when your shaft. Is pushed inside the warm wet mouth or pussy of your amazing partner!

The first stroke was so amazing I almost blew my load !

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First Class Princess

A girl who has everything she wants and needs. She is spoiled. She always takes the better things in life and wont settle for less. She isnt afraid to share her opinions so a lot of people take her as a bitch, but she aint, she just know wats she wants and wants people to know how she feels. If she doesnt like someone or something, she isnt afraid to tell.

"Maria is the only first class princess that we know"

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