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A sexual competition performed after hockey season in the US. Two teams of men both strip down. Then, one after another, each team sits itself upon a single moose antler so that each team member's anus is stuck on a point of the antler. Old maple syrup is used as a glue to help keep the moose antlers in place. The Stanley Cup is then positioned in between the two teams and hot syrup is poured on the penis of the back most member of each team. The teams commence masturbating in team relay style. When the back most member ejaculates he then slaps his hand, covered in syrup and semen, on the member in front of him; so this man can use the mix as lubricant. The first team to get the front man to ejaculate into the Stanley Cup is declared the winner and is then filated buy the loosing team which is called "Quebec."
"I can't wait for the Hockey season to end. We're going to redo Canada's History; I am tired of being Quebec.
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(Noun) When a group of 3 to 7 people (2 males, 1-5 females) gather in one room. One male shoves the Stanley cup, filled with maple syrup, up another male's rectum, cup side first, all the way in. All the females then take the remaining maple syrup, douse themselves in it and defecate and/or vomit in the prime minister's mouth. Then the second male, with Stanley cup still in his ass, puts a pair of moose antlers on his dick and inserts them into the females' vaginas and/or rectums while the first male masturbates and licks the ugliest females eyes. After shoving up and down and an immense amount of vomiting the orgy concludes with the Canadian flag, attached to a 25 ft pole, shoved up the first male's urethra.
Billy could never look at Tim in the eyes after they performed Canada's History the previous night.
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The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's history.
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A very new age TV channel broadcasting only in canada.
Very different from MTV USA, although it does play most of the same programs as the US version, certain programs such as mtv live and mtv news are exclusive to the canadian version.
Unlike its american counterpart, the canadian MTV does not shove idealistic opinions down its viewers throat, instead havingwhat are called "impact" specials, which shine light on current events which are relatable to today's youth, such as the Alberta tar sands, the recovery of Haiti, and even gay rights and activism.
MTV canada also features music videos from independant and alternative artists, instead of only top 40 hits.
MTV canada highlighted duck sauce's "babra streisand" on MTV NEWS, and now its my favourite song!
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A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Dan performed Canada's History on Cindy last night...wow.
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a depraved sex act performed with moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
mary was so good at performing canada's history that the red wings don't really try anymore.
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Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
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