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1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.
2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.
I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.
An attractive Canadian walks into a bar in L.A.: American: "Hey, look at that Maple Candy"
A musical comedy duo based out of Victoria BC who produce raunchy bangers that will make you laugh and dance simultaneously.
They’ll hit you with beats more powerful than the highest setting on your hitachi, so strap in and remember your safe words sweetie.
@candywhipmusic on insta and tik tok
‘Did you catch the last Candy Whip show?’
‘Yea, they poured rosé on the crowd and sang about their labes!’
The love tunnel of a female with an extremely large body habitus.
Dude.....John tried to get into Gwen's candy drawer last night but was denied because of a really heavy flow.
The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.
Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.
A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.
Kelly Bryant had a chance to win a national title at Clemson, but he acted like a Candy-Ass instead and quit on his team rather than play as a back up quarterback