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auto-carrot

Born from phone autocorrection failure by user free_Is6670, in twitch streamer Dee_dandy's chat, early 2021.

Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.

"I am sorry my auto-carrot is acting up."

by LuminousVal June 3, 2021


carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024


carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.

The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.

by pdtd April 10, 2022


Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
I fucking hate you

by Regurk April 16, 2021


Carrot Man

Logan Doig

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.

by JoshuaHawkins September 3, 2024


Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020


Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.

Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.

by Istabu2day April 6, 2022