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A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.
Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.
Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).
He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.
Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
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Term used by retarded supermarket workers when going out chasing skirt at the weekends.
Chasing the rabbit hnye
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The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
When you try to sound sophisticated and intelligent but you just make yourself sound like a fucking dumbass
No r wow you've changed javi; NOW THATS A CHASE LUFKIN MOMENT
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Also called the Vincent Chase Complex (VCC). This is the disorder that happens among hotshots of some sort who does one or two great deeds and it fed their ego to such a high a point that they believed they didn't even have to play by the rules anymore and that they had the right to call the shots. Usually results in such a colossal failure that circumstance has to bring their ego down a few notches. With the failure even comes an in epiphany from time to time.
Taken from the character Vincent Chase off HBO's TV Show Entourage when Vincent did one smash hit movie at the beginning of the series. He thought the hype was perpetual so started roles only he wanted to do and what roles that would be in the best interest for his career. His colossal failure was Medellin, a movie he stressed everyone out about, but turned out being so bad that hardly anybody in the town would even let him audition for another gig.
Jill: You know just because Jack did really great on that brief 3 months ago, doesn't mean he's the new boos.
Jane: yeah, he's definitely got that Vinnie Chase Complex going on. Don't worry he'll get his.
A)Pursuing or searching for something beautiful, worthwhile but knowing full well that it is a futile endeavor.
B)a reckless and carefree attitude toward life, hopefully hopeful i.e. Searching for rainbows even on cloudy days.
A) I worked my tail off trying to get Amy's attention, ah hell , I was just chasing white lightning
Searching for information online in a frantic way, often characterized by repeatedly linking to other sites, so that you lose track of whatever it was you were originally searching for.
"She was talking about a band called Ludlow Station, and it sent me off on a wild google chase."
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