Flower Child

A hippie-esque person that does not do drugs/smoke.

"Hey, is Cindy gonna join us outside for a smoke?"
"No dude, she's a total flower child."

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Wolf child

n: a wolf that has been reincarnated as a human who is childlike and lesbian in both appearance and behavior (i.e.- facial expressions may appear wolf-like, perhaps a butch-dyke hair cut; wide, guarded stance). With DNA tests, a “wolf child” is technically classified as human (and female), but her demeanor suggests that she is not of human species. Qualities of a wolf child include (but are not limited to) the following: an excessive need to be in charge and lead the pack, knowledge of everything on the sacred earth, closeness with Native American heritage, the ability to communicate with animals (specifically cats), and social isolation. The wolf child can also be spotted in various shades of purple. Despite her lesbian qualities, there is no proof of her sexuality. Also, despite her wolf-like ways, there is not documentation of her biting humans. She is vegetarian and likely lacks distinguishable genitalia.

adj: queer, awkward, unable to be explained in an human language

expressive word: at anytime, wolf child can replace any swear word; using “wolf child” as opposed to “shit, fuck, damn, goddammit” is somewhat less offensive and tends to create confusion to those who aren’t aware of the true definition of wolf child. Nevertheless, in some instances (i.e. around children and elderly), “wolf child” is more appropriate to use.

“Look! It’s wolf child howling at the blue corn moon!”

“Damn…I can’t tell WHAT that is…it’s very wolf child…”

“Oh WOLF CHILLLLLLLLLLLD!!! AHH! I just stubbed my wolf-child toe! WOOOOLLLLFFFFF CHILLLLLDDDDD!!!!!”

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unvaccinated child

A child who endangers the people around them. Their life span is about 10 years.

unvaccinated child: mommy I don't feel so good...

*turns to dust*

mum: damn maybe vaccines don't give kids autism

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child birth

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

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Woman Child

Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is a true woman child. Always whining and blaming others for her own failures and problems.

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Man Child

1.) Grown man sized child.
2.) Child of the Earth, Man Child
3.) El Gigantor

4.) Dr. Shots (party animal)
5.) 20 year old pot head,

Man child response to Q: " favorite hobby?"
Man child: "flying, staying elevated, Time travel

Quotes: "I got that rello"

Always feel safe around a Man Child.

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bastard child

Term used for video game sequels that are completely unrelated to the first one. Some infamous examples include Super Mario Bros 2, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, and Castlevania 2: Dracula's Curse. Games like these have different gameplay mechanics and sometimes completely different enemies and final bosses (Except for Castlevania 2 in this case).

For all 3 games mentioned, they have elements that are carried on to later games of their series.

Person A: Remember that game Super Mario Bros 2?
Person B: Yeah that game was a bastard child of the Super Mario series. Bowser wasn't even in the game.

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