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A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).
*During a modeling job interview*
Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"
Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.
Man he's an Asshole,
No he's just a Chode Wieser...
An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.
My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night
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A penis with only a head and no shaft.
Similar to a Chode
When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.
1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly
2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"
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Another name for the popular chinese card game 'cho die dee'. it translates to 'the big two'. the name big chode is a mixture of the chinese and english saying, made popular by a bunch of sixth form plebs from sale grammar school
Sajnadz: ayo DVD, you wanna play some big chode?
DVD: fuck yes for helve!
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Lead singer for Nickelback.
Dude, its Chode Kroeger!
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One who has a chode and can not get an erection
Don't be mean he has a limp chode
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