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When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.
Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.
Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.
The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March
What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.
What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 afc championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar Jackson was choking in a legacy defining playoff game like always.
What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.