gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

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I'll knock you're clock

A slang term used to threaten another human via a punch to the face.

Thomas: Hey RJ you're overweight!
RJ: I'll knock you're clock!

set your clock back

To dance around someone in a pink tutu.

I'm gonna set your clock back

6 o clock shadow

The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.

"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."

put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

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Well, stop the clock!!!

Something my teacher says.

Well, stop the clock!!!

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Heath Ledger Alarm Clock

A bad combo of drugs resulting in death

man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock

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