blatantly closeted

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

Closet Gender

One who's gender identity is yet to be revealed. It's a secret forever.

You want to know my gender? To bad, i'm a closet gender

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

Cuckold Closet

This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.

Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself

Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.

A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut

pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓇, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)

"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.

Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.

person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.