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When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.
Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "
Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"
A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.
John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."
This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.
Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night
A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.
Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
when the cock is just too daddy
alex: how was your night?
ava: gr8 m8, i got hella daddy cock
When someone is performatively shy and quirky on purpose to get attention.
You see Brent's MySpace profile picture where he's playing the ukulele? He's totally twee-cocking.
When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.
Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!