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Honey entire room stunk from all your Cold Cuts last nights
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State of the weather when it is so cold that the only way left to warm oneself is to have sex
Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."
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1) n. Iron ore mined from deep within the bowels of the earth which, to preserve its strength and suppleness, is forged for a long time at low temperature. Effective against some fey creatures' damage reduction.
2) a) exc. An expression of disapproval used in response to the erratic, absurd, or irrational behavior of an individual, usually one who is under the influence of alcohol or narcotics . b) v. to restrain or pacify such an individual.
3) As 2, but in regards to a homosexual male who is performing an action that is stereotypically "faggy," such that he is becoming a parody of himself.
1. Moktar: It appears that this small winged humanoid is ignoring approximately ten points of damage from every successful attack we make against it.
Sepharil: Yes, Moktar, it is a good thing that I have this +1 masterwork cold iron greatsword.
2. "Sir, the number of lines you just bumped is immaterial to the matter at hand. If you do not pull up your pants and remove yourself from my kitchen sink immediately, I shall be forced to lay the cold iron on you.
3. When the young homosexual male launched into a spirited rendition of "People," his companions implored him to "cold iron"
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To show blaten disrespect for another.
After his mother took me out for a nice steak dinner, I layed that bitch over the table and corn holed her.... Cold blooded...
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The temperature of your butt after sitting down on a cold toilet seat.
Jerome: Why are you taking that blanket with you to the bathroom?
T-Raw: I don't want to get butt-cold!
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Hot sauce isnt really hot.... If its in the fridge its cold also see luke warm in the cabinet sauce
that cold sauce is damn spicy
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a completely horrible abomination of an album released by a great/formerly great band. Named for Celtic Frost's 1989 LP.
The new album was a real Cold Lake.
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