coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.

"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."

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Come at me bro

A common phrase usually used to playfully challenge friends.

Skrillex: "Wassup bro?"

Deadmau5: "Hey, I bet I could beat you in a fight."

Skrillex: "Come at me bro!" (holding giant anime style sword)

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Grandpa comes (Sababa)

A phrase, originally from the Hebrew and Arabic language.
The Hebrew Word Sababa is actually combined of two different words: Saba (Grandpa in English) and Ba (coms, comming and any other present tens of the verb "come").
After attaching those two words to one word you get Sababa whitch is used in the same way as OK, Cool, Neat and so on.

Some person: "Man I wanna go swimming. Do you wanna come?
You: "Grandpa comes (Sababa)"

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here I come

Universal term for a drug dealer letting there client (feen or junky) know that they are on there way to meet them to sell them there fix (heroin, crack).

"Hey I'm here at Dowling and Penn I need a 40"

"Ok, here I come".

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come here ow

Starts with "Come here" and ends with "Ow"

"What starts with come here and ends with ow?"
"What?"
"Come here"
*punch*
"Owww!"

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Come at me bro

"Come At Me Bro" (Abbreviation: C@MB), an expression embodying a challenge or exclamatory response to a statement. The phrase is often used in conjunction with or in response to "Cool Story Bro" (C$B), a similar phrase in application and meaning.

Wanker-"Nice haircut douchebag!"

Steezy G-"COME AT ME BRO!"

Pwned Wanker-"Sorry..."

"....., it was awsome!"
"Cool Story Bro!"

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Darkness come early

A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).

Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early

*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!

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