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A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.
y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀
A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers
The human condom just beat a flying dragon
When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on
I gave her a condom sandwich last night
A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time
Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?
You do use condoms with your mate?
LOL of course!
Thank fuck!