The Cramps One Experience when in the Menstrual Period
"Ah Jeez! My Coochie Cramper Is Acting Up Again"
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When she orgasms eight times on a hockey puck and then shoves it up the coochie.
Greg: you should've seen last nights game. Stacie pulled a octopuc coochie!
A girl that gives her coochie to goofies only
She only fuck with goofies that girl got goofy coochie.
Coochie Mocha
Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.
Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha
When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
Someone who gets their coochie ate out.
Sam just ate my coochie out, and it felt amazing. /Coochie Eater
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