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Meat curtains

Saggy vagina lips

She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021


Meat Curtains

Very large pussy flaps

She's got some fat ass meat curtains

by Italic February 5, 2018


flirt curtains

When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.

"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"

"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"

by GlenBurg August 20, 2015


Bong curtain

A scrappy homemade curtain (usually tacky and flower print) that hangs over the cubby in your wall/ desk where you hide your bong.

"Hey man, that's a tight bong curtain!"

"Hey man, shut the bong curtain"

by kavachan August 24, 2011


the curtains will close

it will end.

Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*

by mr no name kid February 21, 2017


Mr Curtain

The Stewards school pedophile. I pray for you if you have him for a lesson.

"I heard Mr Curtain is covering for Miss Khan this lesson.

by ImHighAF March 16, 2022


Curtain Swinger

Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.

They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.

Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.

Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.

watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.

by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020