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1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.
Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
NOUN: A highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. Named after David Bowie's infamous crotch shots in the film Labyrinth.
His tight trousers gave him a David Wowie.
The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.
David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."
the Phrase "david lau it" is a synonym for the verb "to allow".
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.
"hey guys do you want to beat up the ecm and steal their boards?"
"No too risky, David Lau it"
or
"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"
A man who sold his kneecaps to the black market to make some money, also he is a giant douche
person 1: who do you have?
Person 2 : David Mamo
Person 1: I am so sorry for you
David Pilar is the type of person that no one wants to be around. He has an amazingly ugly... personality... and face. He normally has very little brain capacity and has trouble communicating with others, and often gets rejected. This type of homosexual is a rare sight and must reported to the government immediately. If you are seen housing any of these you will receive the death sentence.
The David Pilar was discovered trying to jump off a very tall building.
A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.
Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!