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Word usually used to describe an immense feeling of "Holycraptitude" fear or anxiety. Usually combined with other words/terms such as omfgboom, urgh, rar, weo ect.
Oh My God!!! Demon pillar pigs urgh!!
D0000D did you hear that, omfg, demon pillar pigs!!
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A double sized alcoholic shot containg the following:1 one ounce shot of Jameson Isish whiskey,1 one ounce shot of two day old hot Mickeys malt liquor(must be from a 40oz bottle),and a heavy spray of mace.The resulting drink will leave the drinker writhing on the floor in intense stomach pain.Withing a few hours of consumption,the drinker will then be unable to control bowels,deficating all over themselves.
Greg:"Dude are you sure you want to drink an Alabama Shit Demon?"
Cody:"Yeah man,I'm not scared!"
Greg:"Alright man...Enjoy."
Cody:"AAAHHH!!Jesus,why!?!"
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What happens when you touch and older ladies vagina with Bill tongue
Oh man Demon Crotch
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Tries to have hardcore/evil presence but is actually a sweetheart. Best cat ever. Much love goes to this cat. This cat is very devoted and you can always trust. Demon Cat is the best and you should love it.
Wow! Look at that demon cat go!
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A female with aids who ventures out at night to pray on the drunk and horny. Problem only arises when the victim catches the aids.
They do not hunt during the day because of the lack of a disguise.
I shouldn't of stayed out that late, I fucked an aids demon bro.
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Algebra became evil or murderous when God allowed Satan to put the alphabet in math, or when the father of lies got his wish to separate earthlings into simple- and symbol-minded people.
During his last metamathematical talk, Prof. Ian tried to answer these questions:
a) “Is Algebra divine or demonic?”
b) “Is Zero invented or discovered?”
c) “What is the value of Pi on Venus?”
d) “What is the color of Phi?”
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Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.
Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
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