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Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).
- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."
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Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD) means that you would have a habit of heavily giving all your unconditional love to him. Signs of the disorder include; talking about him endlessly, simping over him (etc)
1. Date Tech has recently found out that their setter had Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD), when they stumbled across pictures of Goshiki Tsutomu on their setter’s phone.
2. Author found out she had (GOD) after buying 50 body pillows of Goshiki Tsutomu.
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Someone who can't stop tweeting; will stop eating, all normal daily functions just to sit on Twitter all day and tweet, retweet, mention and fave. Also overuses and/or misuses hashtags.
"You're jammin up the feed with your OTD!"
* obsessive twitter disorder (OTD)
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Post guardianship stress disorder is a condition similar to post-traumatic stress disorder affecting 20+ adults and causing them to display emotional problems of a type usually found in teenagers. It is caused by a history of rough legal guardianship by guardians who "wanted the best for you" and/or very good memory, preventing affected people from forgetting the hell it was to be under a legal guardian. Mind you, people with post guardianship stress disorder are NOT age queers, they do NOT wish they were real teenagers again any more than Holocaust survivors wish they were back in concentration camp. Quarterlife crisis is not post guardianship stress disorder although it often strikes at a similar stage of life, but for very different reasons. To be considered a sufferer of post guardianship stress disorder your emotional problmes have to be caused by what your legal guardians or equivalent did legally to you "doing their job", not by people breaking the law.
I have post guardianship stress disorder.
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When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to fbcd@facebook.disorders.com
Face Book Chat Disorder might be YOU!
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COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have.
COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others.
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The uncontrollable urge/automatic reflex to open Facebook every time you pick up your phone.
Chris: "Man, that girl is always on her phone!"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"
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