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When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever
Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob
Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D
Rick: Gross.
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A flat top haircut in which a bald spot resides on top.
“That old man has a silver dollar flat top”
Not so bright, lacking intelligence.
Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!
George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…
19 dollar fortnite card the most expensive you can get except for a 69 dollar fortnite card
19 dollar fortnite card who wants it? It’s all for free
Donald Trump's special power... He is a money whore
When i was in brooklyn, my dad gave me "a small loan of a milion dollars".
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When Someone is telling you someting and it ceases to be interesting at some point you interrupt them loudly by saying: "Here's your 2 dollars!"
It's actually a reference to the movie "Dirty Work" with Norm MacDonald
"And I realized at that moment, I wasn't even a huma-"
"HERE'S YOUR 2 DOLLARS!"
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Term used to say your struggling threw life in poverty
"I'm trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents"
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