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A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.
Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.
of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader
"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"
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The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.
"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."
the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.
thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche
A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.
'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'
One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.
Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.
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An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.