To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.
What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?
When the douchiness abounds.
Douchiness galore.
Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.
The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.
thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche
A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.
'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'
One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.
Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.
An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.