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What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.
Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.
See Platypus
Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."
The nigga from mickey mouse that sounds like a constipated grandma
A duck named Ben that is the head of all ducks and can put mine control on ducks that don’t listen to him. From the past few years ben has been spotted taking over small villages near swamps so if u live near a swamp just look out for an army of ducks
Man: oh no I c the duck overlord
Man 2: HIDE!! He’s coming for us
Man 3: how has Ben found us?!?!!?
(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)
Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.
Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.
Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.
"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."
"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."
"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."
Probably the most epic game ever created. You have total and utter control over the life of a little duck, which you must guide through a series of epic events to finally realize its dreams. Notable examples of such events include an epic rocket launcher battle and a zombie apocalypse.
Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel
A: Have you played Duck Sim yet?
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.
Dodging A Creep hitting on you!
" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"