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To finger a woman till blood is drawn
(cherry pop only)
You dude guess what, darrgh gave the fat wan the Edward scissor fingers in his car, its everywhere
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es is where a young person, typically a lad is going through hormonal changes and becomes very aggressive incredibly violent and ‘hulks out’ for no reason.
it is usually a temporary condition however it can get progressively worse through teenage years
me- hi, how are you
someone suffering with es (edwards syndrome) - ARGHHHH FUCK OFF YOU SILLY CUNT ARGHHH
oh i reckon he has ES
A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
“Guys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.” Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47’s. “It’s actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!” Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes he’s the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.
“How do you not know what a Chinook is?” - Ryan Edwards
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
A total badass who loves videos, games peanut butter, and sushi. Enjoys making girls smiling while still managing to be a bit awkward . A big goof. Usually looks great in glasses.
Edward Steel, stolen my heart.
A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.
Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.
I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.