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A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.
Examples of the Keith Effect:
Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!
Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!
Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
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A nickname fore someone that make random noises and the most inappropriate times.
Dude, Isabelle scream so much, she's such a sound effects.
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What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.
I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.
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The law of physics stating that, if one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream, and then it grows exponentiously until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming.
Girls don't really like One Direction, but they go crazy when it plays on the radio due to the Garmlich effect.
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when one becomes angry or uninterested in something because everyone else is doing it, loving it, sharing it, hyping it, etc.
George became a victim of the hipster effect when he couldn't watch Game of Thrones because everyone else was so excited about it. George became furious and would often act out in internet posts.
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When you hear a person sing, and their voice is so beautiful that they suddenly become extremely attractive, even if you didn't think so before. This is applicable to women or men with sexy voices, even though sirens are technically female.
This phenomenon is named after the lusty, half-bird, half-woman sirens of Homer's "The Odyssey." They beguile sailors with their seductive serenading, only to bring the poor individuals to their deaths. The siren effect uses singing to deceive (albeit unintentionally), having the potential to give average-looking persons a façade of sexiness, "luring" others in.
For instance, this is the reason (or one of the reasons) the Phantom in all musical productions of Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera" always manages to be sexy.
Broadway Fan 1: "Oh, my God, Ramin Karimloo is so sexy, even when he's playing a deformed man!"
Broadway Fan 2: "I completely agree, and the siren effect just adds to it. That voice is so seductive!"
Person 1: "Man, Sarah Brightman is so beautiful!"
Person 2: "I don't know, man. I think it's the siren effect."
Person 1: "Well, maybe it's both."
Student 1: "You know, I never found Matt that attractive before, but then I heard him sing. I think I'm in love!"
Student 2: "I know, right? It's a perfect example of the siren effect."
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It's an effect caused by Fateme on others. The moment you reach a certain point of having interaction with her, it gets applied on you.
Sam: dude wtf?
Navid: God damn it man, it's fateme's effect
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